OK girls trying a different approach now as not sure many were getting my sense of humour. I'm looking for a elusive unicorn.. Aren't we all you ask?! Well I'm in a very happy and stable relationship but it's been a while since I've played with a girl and I miss it! I'm looking for someone who Iikes a laugh, doesn't take themselves too seriously and is a horny bitch. Not to much then is it ha! My partner is well aware of what I'm upto and in time I would like to introduce him into the mix, but in the meantime I want all the fun. So no offence boys can you please stop messaging me!

Mi persona ideal: Looking for a girl to play with must have good sense of humour and great tits ha!