We like to meet new playmates for uncomplicated fun. We get along best with people who just want to keep things light and have a good time. For us a perfect date is anything as long as it ends back at our/your place with our clothes off. We look forward to setting up our first rendezvous. If you contact us please give us some time to reply as we're pretty busy. John and Linda

Mi persona ideal: NO SINGLE MEN BUT DO JOIN OUR BLOCKED NON FRIENDS NETWORK!

READING IS A VERY HARD SKILL FOR SINGLE MEN WE TOTALLY SEE IT (LMA GUYS IF YOU'RE IN NEED OF DISPLAYING YOUR FOOT LONG (LMAO-AGAIN)
N O T - I N T E R E S T E D!

***WE NEVER PLAY SOLO, DO NOT ASK***

****BECUMMING FRIENDS DOES NOT MEAN WE WANT TO FUCK****

We only play together, so, please do not ask.....

NO SINGLE MALES EVER>>>>> NADA>>>>>NEVER NO EXCEPTIONS>>>EMAIL US AND YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

We both like big to huge boobs (real preferred) Their size is not a deal breaker.. However, poorly augmented boobs are a deal breaker

I, Linda, prefer circumcised man meat! Again not always a deal breaker...

If your profile is incomplete, PLEASE include the omissions in your email...

If your profile has only photos of one member of the couple, please include his/her photo(s) in the email. Hopefully the photo will not be 4 or more years old.
Lastly....If you do not resemble the photos on your profile or those included in your email>>>>DEAL BREAKER